Ignoring that this is like the adult/Bruno remix of “That’s What Makes You Beautiful”………………….. I like it haha.
Monday & Tuesday — noticeably good mood… parents ask why I’m so happy
Wednesday — ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
I’m peeved as all get out
I love Benefit! This is so cute haha.
“Hi! How are you doing?”
“I’m alright, how’re you?”
“I’m great. What can I get for you?”
“Can I get a grande double vanilla latte?”
“Sure! May I have your name?”
LOLOLOL I wrote it down before I was like…
“Oh wait. Hahaha. I totally took you seriously… it’s been a long day.”
“But Princess Leia. I’m being serious.”
He left with a, “Good night, Princess.”
Now that I think about it……… I would’ve been sort of creeped out if this guy hadn’t been good-looking (meep, oops, something to think about later). Instead, I was just left three shades pinker than I was before he gave me his name.
P.S. Next time you go to Starbucks, tell them your name is Beyoncé.
to be continued
That boy’s got my heart in a silver cage.
Why can’t you want me like the other boys do?
They stare at me while I crave you.
People who get belligerent when they’re drunk are genuinely scary…