Ignoring that this is like the adult/Bruno remix of “That’s What Makes You Beautiful”………………….. I like it haha.
Monday & Tuesday — noticeably good mood… parents ask why I’m so happy
Wednesday — ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
I’m peeved as all get out
sup
“Hi! How are you doing?”
“I’m alright, how’re you?”
“I’m great. What can I get for you?”
“Can I get a grande double vanilla latte?”
“Sure! May I have your name?”
“Han Solo.”
LOLOLOL I wrote it down before I was like…
“Oh wait. Hahaha. I totally took you seriously… it’s been a long day.”
“But Princess Leia. I’m being serious.”
He left with a, “Good night, Princess.”
Now that I think about it……… I would’ve been sort of creeped out if this guy hadn’t been good-looking (meep, oops, something to think about later). Instead, I was just left three shades pinker than I was before he gave me his name.
P.S. Next time you go to Starbucks, tell them your name is Beyoncé.
(via sabbatical)
to be continued
That boy’s got my heart in a silver cage.
Why can’t you want me like the other boys do?
They stare at me while I crave you.
People who get belligerent when they’re drunk are genuinely scary…
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a lot of things would actually be a lot easier hahaah
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